Differences between men and women
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman
will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
& love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but
married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's
no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything
a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a
woman - before marriage & after marriage.


HAVE FUN.
TONI.